From the Office of Doctrine & Dogma

From The Ivory Tower

A monthly column by Professor Franklin Blarney, FizzD

Jesu-Wit sophist serves the cause: "Ad Marj-orem"

Challenges have been issued to the SNO High Ecclesiastic Council by certain unnamed scoundrels and critics, to ANSWER THE QUESTION as they put it (http://www.sno-answerthequestion.com/). Up until now the High Mucky Mucks have chosen a stance of aloofness and being above the fray, but it has become obvious they don’t answer because they have no answer.

Therefore Pater Murray of the Enforcement Office of the Inquisition has come to me as I am the chief Apologist and Defensor Fidei for the Cult, that I might apply my decent and gentlemanly atom-splitting discursive skills to answer these heretics.

Padre Prime Cut, of the Office of Indulgences

It has been repeatedly asked of me to explain how we could excommunicate a faithful member of the flock for speaking of subject matters regarding sacraments that actually work, instead of the grape juice we serve in the communal abbey. The answer is simple. To speak such is forbidden by our dogma as promulgated thru the Blessed Mouth of St. Marj the Intractable. It is simple, and all the faithful need not question the High Council of the Bored when they speak ex cathedra. Just believe and obey.

However, this satanic blight is spreading across the land. In Oct 2012 the University of Pennsylvania dared to hold an academic conference on psychedelics called Psychedemia (www.psychedemia.com). As if it weren’t bad enough that credentialed scientists, medical doctors, clerics, psychologists came and presented research at this witches Sabbath, some turncoat apostate government leaders are calling for a cessation of war on this front, and for continued open discussion.

This year the contagion spread to Oakland Ca where the Multidisciplinary Association for Psychedelic Studies (www.maps.org) held another Luciferian conference attended by1500 + academics and lay people, boldly named Psychedelic Science 2013.

What they're afraid of: the Devil's own handiwork

Need I remind you, the faithful, that you MUST NOT under any circumstances allow yourselves to look at, read about, discuss, or even think of, such heresies. There is only one truth at the School of the Numinous Ontology, the Word of the Father (hallowed be Vitvan who sits upon the Throne watching over his children), that as interpreted unto you by the High Ecclesiastical Council of the Bored, and through the holy mouth of St. Marj of the Daughters of Vinegar.

Alas, many in their weakness have been tempted to gaze at these forbidden scriptures. Therefore, I Brother Franklin the Scrutinary am having sent to me the DVD presentation of this scurrilous University of Pennsylvania Conference. Never fear, I will examine it and proclaim to the Faithful WHY we must never allow such discussions here for fear of corroding our souls; and HOW we can successfully defeat any such challenges to our Untouchable, Inexpressible, Unexaminable, and Unflappable Dogma.

Be at peace fellow parishioners. I did not study at the Jesuit School of Obfuscation for naught. I shall report back shortly as to how to defeat this Satan and his diabolical challenge. But if I cannot fathom out an glib repost, then I will evade the question as usual.

Inquisition Supporter Daniel Halfawake the Bishop of Babble-on

If you think this demon is holy, you'd believe anything,...such as that Wet-no-more, the Whore of Babble-on, is not a witch.

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Logic Bomb

It’s tearing me apart.

In fact, as many of you may know, it nearly killed me. I had to go to the VA hospital.

My lungs are collapsing from a life of abuse as a heavy smoker. Strike One against being logical.

Energy healers such as the Taoists say that lung congestion, asthma, etc., is congestion in the heart center. There’s an old man named Vitvan who says much the same, but few pay any attention to what he really means.

Logic bomb #2:  I’m suffocating. If Breath is the Spirit (I’m told the Bible says that but no one around here digs into that old stuff much, except that forgotten guy Vitvan I mentioned), well then, I’m dying for lack of the Spirit. Not much of that around here. I live in a toxic psychic smog.

Logic bomb #3:  the very polluters who create that miasma that chokes me control the place I live, and I have to keep pretending I like and support them. One in particular is a practicing witch, and she still tries to play her poontang magic on people, but she’s wet no more. If I don’t stay on her good side and parrot the party line, I might be out on the road. Along with the old lady.

Logic bomb #4: I recently let it slip that I found the topic of psychedelics to be interesting. I know I violated the unspoken but strongly felt Board Policy to say nothing and avoid this topic for State Security purposes. Alas I strive to be logical and honest, and so after much prodding by critics of this Board, I blurted it out.

This opened Pandora’s box. The “critic” sent me a politely worded letter and a few DVDs on recent conferences held by the University of Pennsylvania, and in Oakland  at the MAPS Psychedelic Conference 2013.

You must NOT look at this

I was asked to review this information, and then to ANSWER THE QUESTION.

Namely, if all these other 501c3 organizations can hold conferences, publish papers, conduct studies, without fear of endangering their 501c3 status, HOW IS IT that the Board at SNO can still keep up the pretense with a straight face that Jim Woolsey was some kind of threat to SNO because he wished to have conversations on these topics?

If there was NO threat to SNO as the Board claims, based on advice they say they got from their lawyer, then this LOGIC BOMB is killing me. In fact it nearly killed me.

1. IF either their lawyer told them what they wanted to hear, instead of doing research, then he is incompetent. Or,
2. The Board is misrepresenting what he said to push someone’s private agenda
3. The Board is therefore dishonest and criminal in their actions
4. I, as a student who tries to understand Vitvan and his practices for living the ethical life, cannot make these pieces fit together anymore

SOMETHING IS A LIE. 

Jim is banished from the property. So the stink that keeps filling my nose is coming from around here.

I cannot turn my brain off like “advisor” Brian Morrison who burps out the party line. He says “I seems to me that you (i.e. Jim) were told to stop doing something and you wouldn’t. So you got kicked out).   

I don’t think the Board has the right to dictate what sincere contributing students and residents can be allowed to think and discuss. I don’t think they should be allowed to tell anyone who they can be in contact with.

Brian is the crippled victim of working for a government paycheck, and he has become a drone who looks for the alpha dog when he enters a room, goes over and sniffs his ass and says “Tell me what I’m supposed to say.” I can well understand why he looks forward getting hammered every Friday, but this obsequious attitude disqualifies him from bringing any independent input to the Board. He is a toady.

This stinks of abuse of power. I’m caught in the middle of this.

And it’s killing me.

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